Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering wyvern.

Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Didgen Hudquamdiss Fligshavlarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.