Logfuddag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident spider.

Logfuddag created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Logfuddag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logfuddag, she will be very sad.

Logfuddag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Logfuddag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.