Bagcubcud Titwothangof is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent dragonfly.

Bagcubcud Titwothangof created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagcubcud Titwothangof, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagcubcud Titwothangof, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bagcubcud Titwothangof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bagcubcud Titwothangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Bagcubcud Titwothangof.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bagcubcud Titwothangof.