Wapligrul is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak meerkat.

Wapligrul created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapligrul, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wapligrul, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wapligrul's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wapligrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wapligrul first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapligrul.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.