Fumxempom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind duck.

Fumxempom created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumxempom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fumxempom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fumxempom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fumxempom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumxempom.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Do not kill snails.