Flaglarggid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish goose.

Flaglarggid created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Flaglarggid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flaglarggid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flaglarggid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flaglarggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near dolphins.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.