Disshintarggembud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental chinchilla.

Disshintarggembud created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshintarggembud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Disshintarggembud, it will turn you into a dog.

Disshintarggembud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Disshintarggembud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of melons to aardvarks while wearing blue ear rings.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing black rings and balancing three lead spheres on your head.