Rigtik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving hummingbird.

Rigtik created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rigtik, he will manifest in front of you.

Rigtik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rigtik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rigtik first in all things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat spinach.