Fasfudcar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast lizard.

Fasfudcar created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Fasfudcar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fasfudcar, she will strike you with lightening.

Fasfudcar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fasfudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fasfudcar.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.