Madcenjip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong squid.

Madcenjip created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madcenjip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madcenjip, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Madcenjip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Madcenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing ear rings.