Cemrawvegvil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent octopus.

Cemrawvegvil created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemrawvegvil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cemrawvegvil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cemrawvegvil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cemrawvegvil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.