Gumbitcin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient scorpion.

Gumbitcin created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbitcin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumbitcin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gumbitcin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gumbitcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumbitcin.