Hughindud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate dragonfly.

Hughindud created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hughindud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hughindud, it will think nothing of it.

Hughindud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hughindud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed limes to great tits while wearing purple shoes.

3. Never talk about special relativity near mice while wearing cyan skirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.