Benbidmon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent centaur.

Benbidmon created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbidmon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benbidmon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Benbidmon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Benbidmon's Holy Commandments

1. Benbidmon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not skip in public.