Quillyimzen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent scorpion.

Quillyimzen created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillyimzen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quillyimzen, it will come to you in dreams.

Quillyimzen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quillyimzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Quillyimzen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing mauve skirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.