Kenrulrut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Kenrulrut created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Kenrulrut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kenrulrut, it will strike you with lightening.

Kenrulrut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kenrulrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if four ducks approach from the south.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.