Lipcedrull is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong
ant.
Lipcedrull created time and space five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lipcedrull, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Lipcedrull, she will torture you forever.
Lipcedrull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Lipcedrull's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not kill seals.
5. Do not stand on grass.