Gencetbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid squirrel.

Gencetbaf created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencetbaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gencetbaf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gencetbaf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gencetbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gencetbaf.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Gencetbaf on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.