Largcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able fish.

Largcet created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largcet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largcet, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Largcet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Largcet's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Largcet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Largcet in the centre of the settlement.