Flabtifbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak yak.

Flabtifbid created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabtifbid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabtifbid, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flabtifbid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flabtifbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabtifbid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.