Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair fox.

Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem, he will turn you into a mole.

Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wipcarpognegbellogfabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not eat corn.