Stiprotgan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, competent owl.

Stiprotgan created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Stiprotgan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stiprotgan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stiprotgan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stiprotgan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away if five seals approach from the east.

3. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink alcohol.