Cipkoplik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet cobra.

Cipkoplik created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipkoplik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipkoplik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cipkoplik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cipkoplik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Cipkoplik.