Wadlopshav is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate dragon.

Wadlopshav created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlopshav, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadlopshav, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wadlopshav's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wadlopshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never chant in the presence of swans.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Always take life seriously.