Abquimpak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent eagle.

Abquimpak created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abquimpak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abquimpak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Abquimpak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Abquimpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abquimpak's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Abquimpak's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Abquimpak.