Babyimnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking horse.

Babyimnarl created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Babyimnarl, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babyimnarl, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babyimnarl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Babyimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never think about gravity.