Huddavgatbop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Huddavgatbop created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huddavgatbop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Huddavgatbop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Huddavgatbop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Huddavgatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Huddavgatbop.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt geese.