Yattfubhun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet fox.

Yattfubhun created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfubhun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattfubhun, he will ignore you.

Yattfubhun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yattfubhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.