Cipquartlig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable walrus.

Cipquartlig created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipquartlig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cipquartlig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cipquartlig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cipquartlig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not keep five goats in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not cook food in pots.