Motnadbell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring fish.

Motnadbell created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Motnadbell, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motnadbell, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Motnadbell's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Motnadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motnadbell.