Bogfonwikcub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing human.

Bogfonwikcub created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfonwikcub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogfonwikcub, she will curse you with boils.

Bogfonwikcub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogfonwikcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never talk about moons.