Tarsabjarnstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring centaur.

Tarsabjarnstrag created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarsabjarnstrag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarsabjarnstrag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tarsabjarnstrag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tarsabjarnstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.