Rapganbass is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane porpoise.

Rapganbass created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapganbass, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rapganbass, he will manifest in front of you.

Rapganbass' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rapganbass' Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not keep five whales in a large pit.