Tadsawfot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying eagle.

Tadsawfot created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadsawfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tadsawfot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tadsawfot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tadsawfot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Tadsawfot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not drink alcohol.