Rancar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless newt.

Rancar created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rancar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rancar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rancar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.