Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful human.

Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jambifrigsaggumgepwabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.