Motgigqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty goblin.

Motgigqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motgigqueeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Motgigqueeg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Motgigqueeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Motgigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.