Cudbemdib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate chicken.

Cudbemdib created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbemdib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudbemdib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudbemdib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cudbemdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cudbemdib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Cudbemdib.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.