Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Sugbepgunmonquartnuthug on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hop near otters.