Dunhamhat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Dunhamhat created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhamhat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dunhamhat, it will send you a sign.

Dunhamhat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dunhamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Put Dunhamhat first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.