Badkamyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate mongoose.

Badkamyam created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkamyam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badkamyam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Badkamyam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Badkamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to turtles while wearing orange jumpers.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always obey Badkamyam's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.