Sakflanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate toad.

Sakflanfon created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Sakflanfon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sakflanfon, it will curse you with boils.

Sakflanfon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sakflanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Sakflanfon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.