Hasfarjin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever raven.

Hasfarjin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfarjin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasfarjin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hasfarjin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hasfarjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing kilts.

3. Never leap near voles.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.