Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow weasel.

Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Cipspaggepceb Pibzencab Bimhugjop's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.