Nanrenbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, smart manatee.

Nanrenbonk created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanrenbonk, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanrenbonk, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nanrenbonk's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nanrenbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to foxes while wearing yellow jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Put Nanrenbonk first in all things.

5. Never wear shoes.