Somgigfid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent dove.

Somgigfid created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Somgigfid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Somgigfid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Somgigfid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Somgigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing black rings.

2. You must pray to Somgigfid five times a day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not eat spinach.