Badcarhundusstigtenfet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise wyrm.

Badcarhundusstigtenfet created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badcarhundusstigtenfet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badcarhundusstigtenfet, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Badcarhundusstigtenfet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Badcarhundusstigtenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. You must love Badcarhundusstigtenfet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badcarhundusstigtenfet.

5. Never wear shorts.