Mipnellraging is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet rat.

Mipnellraging created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Mipnellraging, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipnellraging, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mipnellraging's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mipnellraging's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.