Bogjanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying bat.

Bogjanfon created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjanfon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogjanfon, it will be very sad.

Bogjanfon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bogjanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Put Bogjanfon first in all things.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.