Wodbapxen Gomnurpag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty skunk.

Wodbapxen Gomnurpag created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodbapxen Gomnurpag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodbapxen Gomnurpag, she will turn you into a duck.

Wodbapxen Gomnurpag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wodbapxen Gomnurpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not take Wodbapxen Gomnurpag's name in vain.

3. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing turquoise kilts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help sick voles.